Holiday Party

I started a new job here in New York in November. We had our holiday party in January where I wore the tuxedo I was married in. Three waldrobe malfunctions

PROBLEM 1: I'm too fat now and could not button my pants
SOLUTION 1: Cumberbund serves nicely to keep my pants up

PROBLEM 2: I (still) don't know how to tie a bow tie
SOLUTION 2: My wife could do it with a little help from youtube

PROBLEM 3: Forgot the shirt requires cufflinks and didn't pack them while in temporary housing
SOLUTION 3: Tuxedo jacket conceals this

This is an ice sculpture that they pour your drink through and then collect it in the bottom.